Conversation with Brig:
He was telling me about the kids in his class who talk too much and give Evan (kid with heart surgery this year) a headache.
Mom—Who gives Evan headaches?
Brig—Deven sklyar Zed. I have given him a headache like once. Maybe two times.
Mom—Two times?
Brig—And then there are the girls who give him headaches because they just chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat.
mackay—Yay girls just chat chat chat.
Brig—chat chat chat chat chat chat.
Mack—chat chat chat chat
Mom—I like to chat so I must be a girl. Chatting is just how girls like to talk. I wonder how boys like to talk? Potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word.
Brig—Noooooo. I don’t do that.
Mom—Brigham every day this week when I have picked you up from school you have worked the word FART into what you are talking about.
Brig—Sometimes my mouth doesn’t say fart—sometimes my butt does.
Mom—giving no reaction (mostly because I couldn’t talk as I was secretly laughing so hard).
Where does he come up with this stuff. I would blame Tom but he has erased that part of his genetic identity. Wait—I got it … GENE.
He was telling me about the kids in his class who talk too much and give Evan (kid with heart surgery this year) a headache.
Mom—Who gives Evan headaches?
Brig—Deven sklyar Zed. I have given him a headache like once. Maybe two times.
Mom—Two times?
Brig—And then there are the girls who give him headaches because they just chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat.
mackay—Yay girls just chat chat chat.
Brig—chat chat chat chat chat chat.
Mack—chat chat chat chat
Mom—I like to chat so I must be a girl. Chatting is just how girls like to talk. I wonder how boys like to talk? Potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word potty word.
Brig—Noooooo. I don’t do that.
Mom—Brigham every day this week when I have picked you up from school you have worked the word FART into what you are talking about.
Brig—Sometimes my mouth doesn’t say fart—sometimes my butt does.
Mom—giving no reaction (mostly because I couldn’t talk as I was secretly laughing so hard).
Where does he come up with this stuff. I would blame Tom but he has erased that part of his genetic identity. Wait—I got it … GENE.
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