Tomorrow is the release of the next Twilight movie - "New Moon". She is rockin excited to go see it with a bunch of her girlfriends from the squadron. All of whom also will be neglecting their husbands this weekend because none of us measure up to a punk 300 year old vegetarian Vampire named Edward. ... ehh facts are facts.
Last week we were playing Rock Band and I couldn't get Michelle interested in joining us (or paying any mind to me) until I remade my rockstar avatar to look almost exactly like Edward. The Band suddenly had it's first groupie.
So yesterday, being concerned for my place in the world, I got her a present. You know, just trying to grease the wheels a bit. Her gift was a little black rubber bracelet, like the ones the Live Strong Foundation made so popular. This one however, says "I 'heart' Edward".
"Adam" you say, "That was stupid, you don't feed an insatiable monster!!" But it was a trick. A sly trick if I do say so myself. (but please don't tell Michelle; I want it to be a surprise.)
You see, every time she gazes longingly at her bracelet and wanders off into her Twilight escape thinking about her favorite man in the whole world, she'll be thinking about Edward.
And I'm OK with that.
Have fun at the movies honey,
Adam Edward Bradbury.
3 comments:
LOL :)
I haven't and won't be reading/watching the Twilight Series, but it is crazy how many babies are being named Edward now. If you guys have another boy, is that going to be his name? Would you consider it Adam? Ha ha ha.
Edward is not 300 Adam! He was 17 when he was changed in 1918. Now you know. Set him straight Michelle!
Can't wait to see it myself...dang overseas wait time!!
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